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| Employment Necessity Indicator : Blue (Complacent) | |||||
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| Critical | I am unemployed and impovrished. | ||||
| Bill collectors are knocking at my door and I need a paycheck. Please hire me. | |||||
| Headhunters may feel free to contact me. | |||||
| Looking | New employment is required, but is not urgent. | ||||
| Either my current job has gone bad and I need to get out, or I am unemployed and living on savings. | |||||
| I prefer to work directly with a hiring manager, though I may speak to headhunters who have real opportunities. But, I will not be "fished for." | |||||
| Interested | I am content with my employment, but may be open to considering something else. | ||||
| Job hunting is not a priority, but a new employment opportunity may be considered if it seems to be ideal. | |||||
| I will not accept solicitations from head hunters, and my resume will not be made available in a modifiable format. | |||||
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Complacent | I am very happy or have just started a new position. | |||
| I am not interested in seeking or considering other employment. | |||||
| Do not contact me. My resume is not up to date, and may not be available at all. | |||||
| Retired | I have retired and am no longer seeking employment. | ||||
| Contacting me regarding employment opportunities may result in prosecution for harassment, unless you are willing to offer a great deal of money. | |||||
| Dead | I have died and am no longer a potential member of the workforce. | ||||
| If you would like to present an employment opportunity, you may have fallen recently and injured your head. Please have it examined. | |||||
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Last Update: 8/15/2006 Comment: Status is now blue; I have started a new job. |
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| Powered By: My Imagination and The Fingers With Which I Type |
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Note: This page was designed to be humorous as well as functional; to show that I have a personality as well as a technical skillset and artistic aptitude. While I am serious about my current work situation and respective willingness to speak to whomever about a new job (the indicator should be accurate unless I've forgotten to update it before dying), I do not intend to offend anyone... living, unemployed, dead, head hunter, or otherwise. |
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